Top 5 Worst Christmas Films

Posted: December 15, 2014 by jperritt in Uncategorized

buddiesWe’ve all heard the saying, You can’t judge a book by its cover.  While I appreciate what this phrase is trying to accomplish, I completely disagree with it.  You absolutely CAN judge a book by its cover – I’m thinking of those pornographic romance novels you see at your local supermarket.  I will judge those books by their cover until Jesus returns.

The same can by true of movies.  There are some movies – maybe even most – that you can judge by their poster/preview.  If we’re honest, there are few movies that end up pulling surprises on us.  Take Jurassic World, for example.  I am excited about this movie and, Lord willing, I will go see this movie, but are we really going to be surprised by anything?  Maybe so, but I would venture to say that dinosaurs will eat people and (most) of the main characters will live.  Please don’t mishear me.  I am not saying we should give up on movies because most plots are similar or recycled.  All I’m saying is that we can judge movies based on their poster or preview.

And, this has been a roundabout way of stating that I haven’t seen any of the below movies.  I’m simply judging them by their covers.  So, hopefully after you survey the below films, you will agree that you can judge movies without having to watch them.  Some of you may object to this, but I would assert the importance of abstaining from films.  After all, we only have a limited amount of time on this earth and it’s not ours to waste.

Without further ado, below is my list of the Top 5 Worst Christmas Movies.  [If any of you strongly disagree, let me hear from you in the comments section.  Please be nice though…it is Christmas, after all.]

Jingle All the Way

Santa Buddies

The Santa Claus 3

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Jingle All the Way 2

Bad Santa

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